January 2012
That awkward moment when everyone on Tumblr is...
realshitdoe:
i can't wait to get married
janeelovesyou216:
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
"you hate that bitch too?"
01/01/2012,12:01AM
realshitdoe:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
I do this every year!
REAL SHIT DOE.
hahahahaahah
REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .
reblog , & watch the followers grow .
In gym class:
Expectation:
Reality:
2007
Person: Do you have a myspace?
Me: Yeah I do, send me a friend request and I'll put you in my top 40!
2009
Person: Do you have a facebook?
Me: Yeah totally, send me a friend request and I'll add you as my sister!
2011
Person: Do you have a tumblr?
Me: What tumblr, what is a tumblr, of course not why would i have a tumblr ive never even heard of a tumblr thats a stupid name tumblr god who do you think i am that sounds stupid i wouldnt join i hear its for socially disabled people plus it gives you viruses yeah i read that in an article dont join tumblr seriously youll hate it i know people who have it who say that their computer crashes as soon as they log in okay do you hear me dont join tumblr i dont have a tumblr, okay???
When your favorite book/tv series ends,
“i tried, you didn’t. i’m done.”
– (via jessica-marie-3)
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
impulsivebehaviour:
December 2011
My face when people talk about Tumblr on facebook.
